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Who Guards the Guards?
Created on 2007-12-17 05:17:56 (#14477509), last updated 2009-11-29
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| Name: | Commander Samuel Vimes |
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This is a roleplay journal. All actions are those of a fictional persona. Sam Vimes is the property of genius Terry Pratchett, and I would never dream of presuming otherwise. I do not own the art of Paul Kidby either. This is all for fun, and no profit is being made.
"GUARDS are the TOWN Watch and quite useless. They always arrive too late to quell a TAVERN BRAWL or riot. This is because there are too few of them and all of them are stupid. Tourists will be glad of both these facts at the point when they are trying to leave the Town unseen."
-Diana Wynne Jones, The Tough Guide to Fantasyland
" 'I comma square bracket do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the laws and ordinances of the City of Ankh-Morpork comma serve the public trust comma and defend the subjects of his stroke her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majesty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favor comma or thought of personal safety semicolon to pursue evil doers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty comma so help me bracket aforesaid deity bracket full stop. Gods save the king stroke queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop.' "
-Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
-Diana Wynne Jones, The Tough Guide to Fantasyland
" 'I comma square bracket do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the laws and ordinances of the City of Ankh-Morpork comma serve the public trust comma and defend the subjects of his stroke her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majesty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favor comma or thought of personal safety semicolon to pursue evil doers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty comma so help me bracket aforesaid deity bracket full stop. Gods save the king stroke queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop.' "
-Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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